the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
(Source: frogmom)
is swag an emotion
no patrick swag is not an emotion
yolo is not an emotion either
(Source: wartortles)
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
(Source: curiousz)

NO
(Source: chopsueycide)
the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs